Cow-pocalypse Crate – Includes 12 Packs of Drool-Inducing Beef Jerky – Sweet Picante, Cracked Chipotle Pepper, Teriyaki, Ghost Pepper and more – Great Gift For Men

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MEET OUR COW-POCALYPSE CRATE"Less is more" is a nice adage when discussing smooth jazz and abstract art, but when applied to cured meats, the "less is more" argument collapses faster than a vegetarian attempting powersquats at the gym.With artisan beef jerky, more is clearly more, and it's about time the insatiable carnivores of the world stop receiving the short end of the Slim Jim.IN THE BOX2 Carnivore Candy Jerky, Sweet Picante (3 oz)2 Country Archer Jerky, Crushed Red Pepper (3 oz)2 Country Archer Jerky, Teriyaki (3 oz)2 Chef's Cut Jerky, Cracked Chipotle Pepper (3 oz)2 Bakke Brothers Ghost Pepper Jerky (3.2 oz)2 Field Trip Beef Jerky, Original (2.15 oz)HOW IT SHIPSThis collection comes sealed in a wooden 9” x 9” Man Crate, so you’ll both get a laugh as he figures out how to crack open his gift with the included crowbar. It’s a gift experience you’ll both remember forever!